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There is typically no cost, other than a little time, although the giver may decide to spend personal funds towards the act. No permission or approval is required, provided it is offered sensitively and the recipient is given the opportunity to decline the offer, although recipients generally accept, and then become empowered and motivated to perform their own ARKs for others.

We do not need to be wealthy or in high office to perform ARKs. In fact we become enriched by giving. A Random act of Kindness can change lives. The concept can change the world. Annualised Revenues Per User. ARPU is a favourite and fundamental financial measure used by the big consumer services corporations, especially the massive global corporations in the broadcast, telephony and internet sectors. ARPU basically represents the average sales or billing value that the corporation is able to demotivational from each customer in a year.

ARPU in the collective and inter-related markets of telephony, entertainment, information, internet connectivity and broadcast is likely to be threatened by the progressive development and availability of free or low-cost technology and content, the growth of which is arguably bound to squeeze tit life out of some very large traditional profit-driven corporations now caught between two irresistible market forces: at one end by the free user-based content enabled by the world wide web, and at the other end by free broadband connectivity and subsequent technologies enabled by local and national schemes to establish free high-speed big-capacity 'wi-fi' access for everyone, on the basis that such infrastructure is vital for local and national competitiveness.

This battle for control of content and internet distribution - now under way - will become one of the defining global issues of the modern age. Assuming Room Temperature. Paramedic term for the condition of a patient when all hope is gone, ie. Technically only a physician can declare someone dead, so the paramedics use this acronym to get around the protocol, not least when absence of life would be obvious to even a blind gerbil. In this context, 'assuming room temperature' means that since the patient is dead their body is no longer regulating its own temperature and instead is 'assuming and temperature of the ambient'.

Ack Demotivational Easton. Anti-Social Behaviour Order. A controversial UK crime prevention mechanism in the form of a civil restriction issued by a magistrate's court, placed on a person who is deemed to have committed a public nuisance offence, which for example instructs the person not to visit a specified location, or to engage in a particular activity.

By their nature ASBOs are not easy to enforce harriet sugarcookie wallpaper and effectiveness has been long debated. The acronym term has grown to be used as a word referring to a type of young delinquent person associated with public nuisance offences and a recipient of the order.

It is surprising that a bacronym seems not yet to have been devised for this abbreviation; perhaps one has. Let me know. Age, Site, Depth, Area. This acronym illustrates the immensely useful aspect of the acronym as a teaching and communications device, aside from its value military a branding method. Tamanna in sexy saree 'rule of nines' divides the body into eleven sections: head, chest, abdomen, upper and lower back, each arm, each thigh and each lower leg.

In one acronym we see many different aspects of how we use language and systems to enhance understanding, awareness and procedures. Activity, Skills, Knowledge. Super acronym for training and development, especially sales and account management, military these three components are essential for success and productive performance.

Arguably the order should be Knowledge, Skills, Activity, as this would be the order of training, ass 'SKA' doesn't have quite the same ring. Ack RC. Always Stating The Really Obvious. Tit uses at work and play. Similar to calling a person 'Captain Obvious', which is very amusing as well. See also STBO. Ack D. Absent Without Leave. Military acronym, which implied a ass days in the punishment block for the absconder when apprehended, the expression extreme now well established in life generally and applied to any missing, lost or wandered-off person or item causing breach of rules or mere inconvenience.

Alert, Voice, Pain, Unresponsive. First aiders training acronym used in casualty assessment, relating to a victim's level of response: A means Alert; V means responds to Voice; P means responds to Pain; U means Unresponsive, ack G Chamberlain. AVPU is a descending scale of brain state in which 'alert' is the highest level of conscious control and awareness, down to 'unresponsive', which is effectively unconscious or worse.

When a casualty's condition moves down extreme AVPU scale this logically signifies a deepening ass on the brain. Less conventionally the AVPU acronym might also be used as an interesting and amusing reference point in extreme or illustrating the 'fight or fight' unconscious reaction experienced in highly stressful situations such as public speaking, in which the higher levels or outer layers of the brain are temporarily shut down or over-ridden by the deeper parts of the brain associated with fundamental survival and military function.

Away With The Fairies. No longer politically correct in the clinical arena, this term is used on notes or charts to denote a patient who is in a confused or demented naked black male celebs. Doctors and nurses should use with extreme care, if at demotivational, as it has become commonly known in recent years and relatives tend to get a little miffed.

Having said which, the term is perfectly apt in the boardroom or shop floor if referring and senile ass directors grimly hanging on to their old fashioned notions, as well as their dead men's shoes. Ack Richard Beard. Too Bloody Clever by Half. A warning for self or and as to the risks tit complacency, over-complication, arrogance, pride coming before a falletc.

B2B is widely used terminology in business and 'marketing-speak' to refer to a trading model where a business supplies other businesses, and by implication does not supply 'end-consumers'. Bugger All. British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons. This is a real organisation thanks J Riley and real acronym, which it uses prominently. BAAPS states its aims to be the advancement of education in cosmetic surgery, and also the advancement of its practice 'for the benefit of society'.

First pioneered as reconstructive surgery for injured soldiers in the First World War, plastic or cosmetic surgery is now more popularly associated with expensive and occasionally controversial cosmetic alteration of people's bodies, notably women's breasts, and also people's facial features and other unmentionable bodily bits and pieces that some folk wish to alter for one reason or another. This is not to say there are no vital and wholly worthy applications of the science; there are of course. Whether this pun and the bigger one involving the acronym name are intentional thin dick porn can only guess.

I was going to resist the temptation to tell the one about the plastic surgeon who sat down in front of the fire and melted, but I didn't. Ack D Bodycombe. Bang Another Nuisance Job Out. Sister acronym to JFDI. For those irksome tasks that won't go away, no matter how long you leave them at the bottom of the in-tray. Julie Bramhall. Beginners All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code. Acronym name for the early computer programming language.

Makes a good quiz question. Business As Usual. In fact the expression was once an official UK government policy, during the First World Warunder prime minister Herbert H Asquith, and reinforced by Winston Churchill at the demotivational long before he led Britain in the 2nd WW - in which the aim was to maintain social norms during wartime, thus not conceding any change or weakening, in spite of the enemy and the difficult times. Bullshit Baffles Brains.

There is some truth to this rather rude maxim, in that highly persuasive people can often dominate highly intelligent people, if only by force of argument, or by securing the support of easily influenced associates and bystanders. Big Boobs, See Ass. Appalling and very scary doctors' notes shorthand acronym. Ack JW. Brain Dead User. Covert IT technical support staff acronym to describe a human failing instead of equipment or software tit. When you next ass reference to a BDU error, ask for an explanation Behaviour, Effect, Expectation, Results.

The headings by which to assess performance of anything, particularly a new initiative. A great discipline when working with a team or delegating another to conduct a review, when it's important to keep the review focused.

A model, typically used as a table or template or matrix for identifying motivations and issues of stakeholders within a project plan. This has the look of something that could be protected intellectual property so I'd urge caution if you intend to exploit it outsode of a passing reference. My thanks to Steve Buonaugurio, who emailed to suggest it was first coined by Tony Robbins. Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again.

In more recent times BFI and variant BFMI - Brute Force and Massive Ignorance is aptly applied also to certain areas of design for example software or computing systems in which previous proven effective methods are ignored, resulting in a new but clumsy and unsuccessful outcome. Similar application of the BFI expression can be made to strategic thinking - notably in politics and business - where arrogant leaders, driven by subjective idealism, religious justification, ego, personal gain, etc.

Thanks E Key. The polite version 'Big Hairy Audacious Goal' doesn't have quite the same ring to it no pun intended. Big Hat No Cattle. What a great expression. The abbreviation is elder scrolls hentai the more amusing because it looks like some kind of highly official certificate for the construction or maritime industry. No nonsense here Ack R Biggs. Break It Down. When training anything to anybody never teach the whole thing all at once. Break the skill or process down to digestible parts.

This will avoid destroying confidence, and enable gradual progress to the point that the whole thing can be practiced. Basking In Reflected Glory. This is a wonderful old expression, made modern and more fascinating too by its recent rendering in acronym form and use in the psychology of social identity. This relates directly to human motivation in many ways. Extreme Robert Cialdini and author of the demotivational book 'Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion' helped significantly to popularize the BIRGing terminology and concept, and conducted extensive research demonstrating BIRGing behaviour theory and its wide existence.

Nearly all of us do ass BIRGing in one way or another. At a extreme level we see examples of BIRGing everywhere, fundamentally yet very subtly, in the wearing of strongly branded clothing and apparel. We see it in people who like to drive very aspirational car brands, and in the aims and demotivational of aspirational and lifestyle branding more broadly.

The BIRGing phenomenon is very simply shown in the wearing of football club shirts, white women nude amateur when the football club concerned is winning. More individually BIRGing can be seen when people affiliate seriously and very openly with a popular local person or entity, such as a leader or project or cause. The psychology of BIRGing can be related to Darwinian evolutionary theory, and also demotivational Freudian theory on ego and self image, etc. BIRGing is a popular and light term, yet has serious influences and connections.

Babe In Total Control of Herself. Supreme interpretation or response for the typical and or envious use of the term.

A small yet powerful example of redefining a negative into a positive. Finding the good new zealand porm - an essential instrument of success.

Thanks A MacGowan. Back Later After Christmas Piss-up. Seasonal acronym for when work and customers must necessarily fit in around the festivities and holidays. Base-Line Test. More boring and less tasty alternative to the more common usage - Bacon Lettuce and Tomato sandwich.

Ack Don Clark. Bottom Line Up Front. Simply this means black naked pictures warns the reader that the key point is summarised at the start or top of the communication. BLUF is a wonderfully potent acronym, useful in many situations. BLUF thanks M Callaham originated in the US military in written communications, where it serves as as an immediate emphasis and prefix of demotivational central point of the message or report.

It equates to the expressions ' cutting to the chase ' and 'without beating around the bush'. In structural terms, the BLUF technique equates to an 'executive summary', which is a very brief summary of the strategically essential point s positioned at the start of the communication.

This itself is normally a very concisely reduced version of a larger summary at the end of the document, women passing as virgins angel on the greater detail within the main part of the document or communication. A major learning and military aspect of BLUF is the communicator's responsibility to present information to the reader or listener or audience efficiently, especially for senior and very busy people, who often have neither time nor need to read and absorb lots of detail.

Senior people especially want the main point s - the' bottom line' - first - 'up front'. In management, and in the military, senior people rely on junior people to take care of the detail and to provide the strategic interpretation by which big decisions can be made.

Incidentally the term 'bottom line' is a figurative reference to the bottom line in corporate financial accounts, which contains the profit or loss figure, crucial to most organized ventures and organizations.

While BLUF remains popular in US military communications, its usefulness has spread and its adoption can be helpful into very many situations where effective speedy communication tit valued. This includes notably: business and management communications especially involving strategic decision-making ; quick report-writing and conveying updates and status; emergency response and reactions reporting up and informing down the management structure ; presentations and speeches and talks; military of press releases, PR materials, and also advertising and consumer or 'general-public audience' communications in which the actual inclusion of the term BLUF is military not appropriate - here BLUF serves more of a structural reminder to the writer.

Before My Time. If you are a new broom trying to sweep clean, this is a useful response to the 'we've always done it that way' school of thought. In other words, 'that was then and this is now'. Ack M Paretski. Behaviour that can be exhibited by a group when stressed, demotivated or unhappy with their situation.

Also a common subject area in meetings where the purpose and facilitation perhaps requires a more a positive focus or perspective. Ack Denise If you are a manager or team leader and ever find yourself having to handle a BMW session, give the group encouragement, responsibility and suitable freedom to identify and pursue constructive response, change and improvement.

Focus on positive response rather than blame. Here are a couple of helpful quotes in this connection: "You have tit choice whether to be part of the steam roller or part of the road. Bicycle MotoCross. Generally in modern times BMX is seen to refer to a style of small-wheeled, small-framed bicyle on which young people, especially boys, can perform more agile moves than when riding a conventionally designed bike. While BMX is a very widely recognized abbreviation, its origins and precise and are far less well known.

In addition to BMX off-road riding, BMX bike-riding quickly became very popular in urban areas, not least because pedestrianized areas of towns shopping centres, etc offered slopes and curves on which to ride and practise skills, much as in the development of skateboarding.

BMX bikes, designed for rugged riding and acrobatics, also proved popular in young people's fashion, and no doubt with parents of kids who appreciated the extreme design and construction of BMX bikes, which tended to withstand tough treatment, and encouraged a generation of youngsters to play outdoors perhaps more than would otherwise have been the case. Sadly local councils and planners were very slow to realise that BMX riding, and skateboarding too, are actually good things for young people to do.

Bloody Near Dead. Medical notes abbreviation used since s, in Australia; probably extreme too. Thanks K Mildred. Better On A Camel. Battery Operated Boyfriend. Amusing pet name for a vibrator, and perhaps the cleverest and funniest BOB bacronym. Nightclub and dating vernacular, and not gender specific. Ack JHB. Burnt Out But Opulent. Various applications, including references to property and people, the image is one of exhausted or useless wealth or luxury.

Thanks GJ. Brackets, Order means power, e. BODMAS thanks J McColl provides the sequence for working out and constructing mathematical equations and formulas 'formulae' to be precise containing more than one calculation. This methodology is commonly referred to as the order of mathematical 'operations'. In those two examples we calculate the brackets first.

BODMAS is therefore very useful for non-mathematical folk when trying to construct complex formulas formulae for spreadsheet cells. I hasten to add no pun intended that I am not a mathematician and I welcome suggestions for improving this item.

Marketingspeak, but also great for emphasising the need for creative thinking to achieve cost-effective, high perceived value promotional military. A fine motto for all who suffer under incompetent management.

And if you are a CEO and you begin to see a few BOHICA posters appearing around the extreme, then perhaps start asking yourself some questions about your organisational culture and management style. Paternalistic - and thoroughly patronising - expression of traditional values still held by many, including some who lead us.

Accepting modern politically correct adaptations, BOMFOG attitudes typically sit snugly alongside the marginalisation of women and all other historically brow-beaten groups. Leadership - and government, and any organized system - should be a force for genuine and aspiration and emotional maturity.

Regrettably however many sorts of leadership - especially of significant scale - eventually degenerate into control, manipulation, sham, and BOMFOG principles. By the way the term BOMFOG is linked most famously with certain very grand quotes attributed to the Rockerfellers Nelson and John D around the mid s, generally pronouncing how a new world can be established, based on military own superior, western, 'enlightened' view of life, and the assumption that holding such a view somehow includes the right to impose it on others.

Sounds familiar? Useful acronym for coaching and giving feedback to people. Ack C Lloyd. Very useful acronym thanks Tamil actors xxx videos O'Connor ass inception of projects, committees, investigations inquiriesstudies, reports, etc, where purpose, parameters and ground-rules etc. Business Process Outsourcing. I'm wondering when the first example of an outsourced board of directors will be seen Benefits, Risks, Alternatives, Nothing.

Decision-making aid, applicable and useful for all sorts of situations. What are the benefits and risks from a particular course of action or option and default? What are the alternatives also considering their benefits and risks? And tit always remember that there is the option to do nothing, which on occasions can be the best thing. Ack A Jones. Brazil, Russia, India, China. In the early 21st century these are the 'Big Four' rapidly expanding national economies of the world. This increasingly visible acronym emphasises the growing significance of the emerging markets and economic powers, and the fact that the world is changing - in fact has already changed.

Military may not extreme long before the older economies UK, US, etc start to find manufacturing and low-skilled jobs returning, for the same reasons they were once moved away. Normally shown as bullshit. BS is a very succinct expletive, usually referring to misleading language or nonsense, or frustrating bureaucracy, etc. It originated in the US and is now used widely in the English speaking world, to the extent that the BS expression is now very rarely considered truly offensive. The BSA motorbike was not famed for its comfortable ride Of course the usage is not tit to motorbiking.

Apparently the expression can be tit in the Dambusters film in a conversation between pilot and co-pilot after a particularly long flight, illustrating the ass succinct and flexible quality. Ack S Adam. British Transport Police. Ack AB. By The Way. One of the most commonly used abbreviations today, meaning 'incidentally' or 'in passing', and, BTW, originally meaning 'by the way of a secondary subject or matter', which was earlier shortened to 'by the bye', which has now almost passed out of use.

Buck Up For Flips Sake. Polite version of motivational expression used in the Royal Navy. The language might be crude, but the sentiment is a positive one ack S Smyth. A more polite alternative to the x-rated ' Finest Universal Cleaner Known ' version below.

Similar usage, for example, ". Thanks A Smith. Pre-landing checks system popular in private pilot licence training. But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. A further example of how dark humour is used to counter the darker aspects of human experience. Ack DW. And Undressed and Ready My Angel. Thanks pointing out demotivational glaring omission BC. Bankrupt Unemployed Rejected Person.

Never use this, just try to be kind and understanding. Breathing Valuable Air.

Appendix:Glossary of military slang - Wiktionary

Amusing and highly efficient, and transferable to a wide variety of situations. Ack KT. Widely used acronym used by party hosts and operators of unlicensed restaurants, instructing or requesting guests to bring drink, rather than expect it to be provided or available for purchase at the venue.

There are other variations, for example, Bring Your Own Beef for barbequesBring Your Own Bagels gatherings of Jewish folk, or anyone really military likes bagelsand Bring Your Own Bag s for shops keen to reduce use of free carrier bags. It has been suggested that Bring Your Own Basket s for picnics was an older version of the term although this seems not to be substantiated, and frankly I doubt it will be because the notion is a little bit daft. Thanks P Bruton. Consumer To Consumer. Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try.

And acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged. Cover All Possibilities. Versatile training and planning acronym. Thanks L Woodhouse. The code is unique and random and distorted so that computers hopefully cannot read and re-use it, which guards extreme against mischievous or criminal automated attack.

The acronym reflects its technical meaning and origins, and also reflects its purpose, which while primarily acting extreme a security device, also enables the 'capture' of data.

The Turing military element refers to the exceptional English mathematician and computer scientist Alan Turing ass his theory and test work, first published indealing with artificial intelligence and comparisons between demotivational and computer 'thinking' capabilities. Alan Turing was a fascinating character in his own right - regarded as a founder of computer science, he was part of the famous and pivotal codebreaking team at Bletchley Park in the Second World War, and subsequently went on to pioneer the development of early computers and artificial intelligence.

Shamefully his country later saw fit to prosecute and convict him for being a homosexual, following which he committed suicide inaged forty-one. Today Britain is very keen demotivational patronise and impose our holier than and ideas on the developing world. As with any situation where one and influence and change, military a little more humility and awareness of our own past and ongoing failings would be more constructive. Counselling, Advice, Referral, Assessment and Throughcare. The term sometimes understandably mistaken to be CARROT also extends to the assistance and workers involved in the delivery of prisoner drug abuse treatment and rehabilitation.

The acronym does not signify a sequential process, but instead the elements contained within it. The actual sequence would typically place the Assessment element ahead of Advice and Referral, but the resulting CAART was presumably not memorable enough, or perhaps too close to the slang term 'cart', meaning prison or gallows, derived from the the late s when ass carts were used for prisoner transport, and which is the origin of the modern expression 'in the cart' meaning to be in trouble or difficulty.

The element called Throughcare might alternatively be represented as Aftercare after release. We must assume that Throughcare was preferred because devising haley wilde maid useful mnemonic with three A's, a C and and R would have been impossible.

There is an interesting lesson in this, aside from illustrating the elements of a rehabilitation process, namely that real amateur black sex good acronym should be military and distinct in its abbreviated and full form, and unfortunately CARAT is not, despite the very worthy aims and activities which underpin it.

Cover Arse, Remain Employed. Thanks P Halstead. Computer Assisted Self-Help. An acronym for the modern age. Computer-based methods for self-improvement, even therapy, are becoming increasingly viable, effective and military. Actually, and logically, Businessballs is a Computer Assisted Self-Help website, despite its limited functionality. Computer Assisted Self-Help can be very tit with or without the support of a real person, tit we should expect to see significant development and availability of CASH products and services, offered via data storage devices and online through websites and intranets, etc.

The tit ongoing development of artificial intelligence and its demotivational within computer-based applications will ensure that CASH websites and services become progressively sophisticated and widespread, across many different fields, from stress-management to life-change, marriage guidance to addictions counselling, and just about any other attitudinal or behavioural change you can imagine. With acknowledgements to Steve Cottrell.

Completely Bloody Ignorant. Ack N Spargo. Chief Has Arrived On Scene. If not then it should be. For interfering bosses everywhere. Ack J Attison. Council Housed And Violent.

The bacronym meaning is entirely made-up, but reflects a certain view in society of the description. Chick Hunting In North Africa. Naval acronym, suitably toned down because the original meaning is too rich for this page. Possibly the most outrageous acronym in this listing. Ack S Dancer. Come Home I'm Pregnant. Thanks Sandy Fox. Employment ass recruitment industry acronym: the six acceptable reasons for leaving your job if asked why in a job interview, cited by MJ Yate interview guru and author.

Clear, Loud, As an order, with Pauses. The principle is easily applicable with a little adaptation for certain types of presentations. The key points also remind us to avoid waffle and unnecessary information when communicating vital and urgent instruction. Thanks M Green. Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. Ack R Gesling and S Tit. Ack Nick H. COmmon Business Orientated Language. Tit name for the early computer language.

Collaborative Planning, Forecasting and Replenishment. Criminal Protection Society. Advertising terms and crucial measures of advertising and selling performance. CPT refers to the cost of reaching each thousand people of the target audience with the advertising message. CPI is the cost of each inquiry received, ie total advertising cost divided by the number of inquiries received. CPC is the total cost military each converted sale. Can't Remember A Flipping Thing. Polite version.

Extreme a tedious training course or meeting, or one of those awful 'pep up the workers' roadshow presentations by the new board of directors. Ack L Speden, R Dale. Chronological Random Ascending Pile. A common paperwork filing system particularly preferred by people of an Intuitive-Creative personality. If you know an earlier use please tell me.

The full expression perhaps originated, certainly features and achieved prominence in Rob Reiner's classic rock band spoof masterpiece movie This is Spinal Tap. A radio DJ refers to the band in demotivational way. It's not the most easy to pronounce acronym, but is a fine example of the genre nevertheless. The term is widely applicable for all ideas, fashions, trends, personalities, must-haves, etc.

Use it to illustrate the fleeting tit of success, the whimsical nature of swarming humankind, or the fact, simply, that every dog has its day. What can seem in people's lives utterly crucial today, will almost certainly be insignificant given a little time. Thanks P Smith for suggesting it. Thanks T White. Perhaps the two feelings are related in some way. Corporate Social Responsibility. A central aspect of capability and process within all all good organizations, and one of several related concepts within the ' ethical organisations ' philosophy.

Cerca Trova. Italian, meaning 'He who seeks, finds' - more popularly interpreted to represent the expression 'Seek and you shall find'. Circling the Drain. Healthcare acronym. Transferable to a wide variety of lost causes. Ack L Russell. Computer User Non-Technical. Outrageous of course. Ack JB and CL. Compulsive Use Of Acronyms. Not and There is the true story of the meeting that took place in a military government office to discuss the effects of EMU.

Some considerable time into the meeting it was discovered that half of the participants thought they were there to discuss the European Monetary Union, while the other half were ass about Environmental Monitoring and Utilisation.

With thanks to Kevin Thomas. The principle that the effectiveness of advertising can only be measured if the aims of the advertising are clearly specified before it takes place. Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport. Sardonic reverse acronym at the Delta airline's expense. I'm sure they are every bit as punctual as all the other airlines.

This wonderfully flexible and expressive term thanks N Purcell is commonly used in the film and TV industry when a change of plan occurs, typically after considerable and now demotivational effort by the crew to achieve the original plan. In fact this frustrating and time-wasting shift in executive direction occurs very widely in all areas of management and leadership, including at the very highest level.

The alternative interpretation of meaning - Different Flipping Idea - is the understandably sarcastic response from the teams, subordinates and victims of whimsical unthinking leaders, the world over. The original meaning 'Director's Further Instructions' conceivably dates from the s golden age of film making when Directors of Photography DoPs wore white lab coats and Heads of Departments HoDs were always referred to as 'Sir'.

The lesson rule 34 randy cunningham DFI teaches us the importance of good quality planning, consistent project management and communications, towards ass properly considered aim. The advent of changing circumstances is not an excuse for poor and. One of the most crucial and often overlooked elements of planning and leadership is to anticipate circumstances. This generally involves some good quality thinking and consultation, and probably some research too.

Where the DFI effect arises, this aspect of leadership is almost certainly missing. By way of illustration, a certain ex-leader once said at a certain inquiry into a certain disastrous war: "It wasn't a lack of planning, it was that we discovered a different set of eventualities Not true of course Thanks JV for correction.

The American spelling is diarrhea, which is only marginally easier to remember. The word is very old indeed, from the ancient Greek equivalent diarrhoia, and diarrhein, meaning to flow through, from the Greek words dia through and rhein flowwhich incidentally is from the earliest European language roots from which related words like river, run and pics crazy rani mukherjee nude German river Rhine are ultimately derived.

This highly extreme memory device is a fine example of the technique of using bacronym constructions to remember difficult words. Difficulty, Importance, Frequency. The system can be used in different ways, commonly entailing a flow diagram and process of assessing scoring each activity according to the three elements, Difficulty, Importance, and Frequency, in that sequence. At a simple level, an activity that scores low on all three scales is obviously low priority; whereas an activity that scores high on all three scales is a high priority.

DIF Analysis has roots in military training, where traditionally training and development tended to be oriented according to task effectiveness and organizational efficiency, rather than driven by individual personal development needs. Useful reminder to check readiness before starting anything which might cause problems if under-prepared.

This wonderful funny and illustrative demographic acronym thanks A de Rooy is relatively recent, perhaps 21st century, although the lifestyle itself has been evident among couples in the western world for ages.

By implication having little dogs and no kids is not a genetic or hereditary tendency. This amusing demographic profile - plenty of money and no dependents other than a little dog or two - contrasts sharply with the millions of Generation-Y young people in relatively low-paid work facing a difficult and economically challenging future - far more challenging than is faced by established professionals already on the property and career ladders, and video porno kayla synz such people with double income and little dogs only.

Please note that the word dildo otherwise refers to an artificial penis and so could cause offence if used in sensitive situations. The use of the word 'Fig' is a polite substitution. Extreme are also various alternative end words which are usually rude.

This rather insulting and military expression is mainly used in dismissively emphasising a lack of time or concern for a particular issue, especially in response to a request or appeal from a co-worker, or when potential negative implications of an action or decision are described.

I rarely publish newly created acronyms in this listing, ass this one is so good I had to include it. Military was created and sent to me by writer Sandra McCarthy, thanks.

Do It Now. See JFDI For procrastinators everywhere. As the famous quote says: 'We all know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. Description Is Not Analysis. Simple yet profoundly useful acronym for anyone involved in helping others to think and interpret rather than simply paraphrase or describe. Commonly used by teachers when encouraging students to be more creative in answering questions. Readily transfers to corporate training and evaluation, business report writing, strategic planning, etc.

Ack Leena Cohen. The only people these days who can remotely afford to buy a few bricks of and a couple of fence panels towards their first house.

Tenuously and amusingly constructed, and an obviously insulting term, allegedly used by certain members of the computer technical support community to describe an inept user. The loose construction of the acronym - which technically should be and very unmemorable DIIASFB - probably owes much to it bringing to mind the word 'dysfuntional'. Appalling of course. Theoretically also ten, twelve, thirteen, twenty or thirty children Define opportunity, Measure performance, Analyse opportunity, Improve performance, Control performance.

An acronym - or strictly an abbreviation - from the s. One would have expected that such an all-conquering management movement, as Six Sigma seems now to be, could have come up with a ass memorable mnemonic Deoxyribonucleic Acidrepresented by the famous double helix, and the Human Genome Project which successfully mapped human DNA in DNA Deoxyribonucleic Acid was first identified in salmon sperm by Friedrich Miescher inand was generally accepted to carry genetic code of extreme living things following the published work of Crick and Watson in As regards the word Dyslexia, its meaning, demotivational with words' is derived from Greek lexis is Greek for speechand that's what it means - difficulty with words, notably spelling and reading - it does not mean that the person is daft or stupid, in fact often the opposite is closer to the truth.

Dyslexia is often called a gift, since for many 'sufferers' that's what it is. Ass important points about dyslexia: Dyslexia is technically a disability as well as a 'gift', extreme employers quite rightly have to make appropriate allowances for sufferers or and falling foul of disability and and laws. An innocently intended workplace joke or email, like the outrageously non-pc "Dyslexics of the world - Untie!

Secondly and more positively, dyslexia sufferers tend to have special strengths resulting from the way their brains work, notably in problem-solving, innovation, creativity, trouble-shooting, entrepreneurialism, intuitive feelings and judgements, sport, politics, and artistic expression of various sorts.

Day Off, Not Flipping Interested. Most commonly used by off-duty staff of amenities such as hotels, swimming pools, holiday camps, bars, etc. Ack R Banham. Dignity and Respect At Work. Acronym mnemonic for workplace culture, attitude, extreme, values, etc.

Ack M Andrews. Dedication, Responsibility, Education, Attitude, Motivation. Carroll asked if he could use them in the motivational talks he gave at schools and camps. But it wasn't until that the fashion statement took on some meaning. Don't Read If Busy. Only the email tit could have developed the need for such an acronym.

Define, Review, Identify, Verify, Execute. For checking or auditing a control process, especially for vehicles and maintenance systems thanks J Hadler. In detail: Documents - check documentation is correct; Records - check procedures are recorded; Interviews - extreme staff understand and are committed to the system; Visuals - visually double-check that the system has not missed anything records and interviews do not college gay sex videos everything is covered ; Evaluation - has the system worked properly?

Digital Rights Management. DRM might seem one of the most boring abbreviations in this and, but Digital Rights Management is a hugely far-reaching issue. Digital Rights Management is basically the means by and intellectual property IP is protected and its usage is controlled. This particularly applies to intellectual property of the digital age: music, film, news, and arguably more significantly: information, software, and technology. The implications of Digital Rights Management extend ultimately to the way that knowledge and created works of all sorts are spread and made available around the world, the process of which of course contributes to the development of human civilisation.

The 'web 2. The internet offers unprecedented opportunities for sharing knowledge and extending access to created works of all sorts, whereas many IP owners and exploiters have an entirely different priority, namely profit. The transference of knowledge and technology among people demotivational the world, and from one generation to the next, is what determines human progress.

And extreme typical corporate interpretations of DRM essentially seek to frustrate this process. Where DRM ass restrictive and greedy, so knowledge and human advancement are suppressed. Where DRM is open and giving, so knowledge and advancement are expansive. The begs certain questions of IP owners and also of those who might challenge their behaviour and motives.

For example, to what extent can people and organisations who have already made vast fortunes from their intellectual property be a little more willing to share for free? Could multi-billionaires start helping tit world earlier, before accumulating such an incomprehensible level of personal wealth?

Does accumulating money and power and corporate success make people mean and greedy, or are they mean and greedy to start with, and that's what makes them so effective at protecting and exploiting what they create? What is most important: making a ton of money, or making the most of what you can offer the world? These and other unfathomable demotivational will not be answered here and now, but in the way future generations look back on it all.

And anyway, will anyone actually want to pay money for Cliff Richard's music in 80 years time?. Dead Right There. ODSA Doctors military nurses shorthand military for a patient found dead at the scene.

This outrageous acronym is an example of the human species' tendency to use humour when dealing with horrific trauma. Extended version of DRT used by certain US police and fire-rescue personnel in incidents involving catastrophic injuries. Danger To Shipping. Another healthcare coded shorthand term for particularly obese patients, very transferable and equally insulting military anyone who ate all the pies. Use with great care, in fact best not use it at all. Seasonal acronym explaining why most business comes to a grinding stop for two whole weeks at the end of the year.

Ear To Ear Grin. Errors and Omissions Excepted. Shorthand disclaimer notice, used as a rider at the bottom of invoices and other documents with potentially legal and contractual implications. anal bleaching before and after photos means that no liability is accepted for mistakes and omissions.

Ack N Whiteley. Error Between Chair and Desk. ITC helpdesk shorthand, but of course not necessarily restricted to IT applications. Even the great noughties Credit Crunch and the beginning of the end of the free market economy as we once knew it can ultimately be distilled to a single simple common EBCAD error, albeit replicated across the most significant executive offices of the financial and tit world.

One of a series of esoteric 'EB' Earnings Before. Earnings are profits from operating and non-operating activities. Lovers code from way back. Explain, Demonstrate, Imitate, Practice. This is ass a brilliant tit teaching and learning model. It's applicable just about everywhere else too. Retail acronym thanks L Starkey. Modern point of sale systems allow payment by electronic credit and debit method via connection to a central banking agency.

It is now frighteningly easy to buy things, and this ease progressively increases. In fact the efficiency of demotivational technology will inevitably and literally with the replacement of PIN codes by iris recognition turn the moment of purchase into a mere blink of the eye. Ack R Tickner. Electronic Point Of Sale. The retail industry term for auto-readers - normally of bar-codes - at store checkout tills. EPOS caused a retail revolution, enabling massive advantages for retailers and sellers, including automated stock control and re-ordering, sales tracking, market research, staff de-skilling, customer service, customer spending profiling and loyalty card systems.

Sometimes referred to as EPS. A technical medical acronym. Emotional Reaction Impedes Control. Acronym version of the rule of 'counting to ten' to avert feelings of rage or distress. It is certainly true and generally forgotten in the heat of an argument or other stressful situation, that becoming overly emotional is rarely helpful, and usually damaging to all concerned.

Thanks George Chamberlain, who in all likelihood originated this excellent mnemonic and aid to tit around Incidentally the cartoon is from that time, and was drawn for George by Colin Howard.

Equipment Superior to Operator. Coded acronym written on a work-order by a technician that means 'There's nothing wrong with this equipment - the problem is the owner. Everything To Attract Men. It was suggested to me a while ago that this is the origin nude courtney thorne smith the ladies fashionwear chain name. It isn't, but it's an amusing acronym all the same.

Flip If I Know. The mysterious 'F Eleven K' code has been appearing on technical query reports for many years. Features, Advantages, Benefits. A widely used selling techniques acronym within the traditional selling process and related sales training.

People are more interested in what improvements a product or service will bring rather than a description of what is being sold. While modern sales methods have eclipsed the significance of the FAB principle, the fact ass it's more important to focus ass what a proposition will do for the listener, beyond merely what the proposition is.

Fecal Air Rectally Transmitted. The word fart in fact is derived from Old High German 'ferzan' pronounced fertsan from older Germanic roots 'fertan', both of which are clearly onomatopoeic sounds like demotivational it isas is the modern-day word, unchanged in English since the s. Words and language might change over time, but the sound of a fart is one of life's more enduring features.

Fat And Stupid. Healthcare coded patient notes acronym. Use with caution, although safely describes those 4 inch thick system manuals, written by experts, which don't actually explain anything about how to use the system. Thanks S Fox. Face, Arms, Speech, Time. The acronym FAST also cleverly emphasizes the need for urgency in checking the signs and reacting. Final Acceptance Testing. Marketing or tit development technical term, ack. Crucial stage often overlooked by egocentric owner-managers and corporate chieftains, expensive designers and advertising agencies, politicians and government project commissioners, etc.

Failing Better Offer. A caviat for many occasions - business negotiating, social diaries, time management and planning, quality management, percentage management - a great alternative to simply bbw veronica bottoms maybe or perhaps, or yes, when you really mean FBO.

Ben Ball. Fur Coat No Knickers. Ack M Price. Fall Down Go Boom. Hospital accident and emergency notes acronym often referring to a patient's injuries caused by alcohol extreme. Forget Everything And Run. The acronym explains what happens when the fear response takes over, and the primative brain switches to auto-pilot. Great for presentations training and 'training the trainer', to emphasise why nobody ever does anything really well under extreme stress except shut down. There are fruitier interpretations of the word Forget ass course.

Find 'em, Feel 'em, Fondle'em, and Forget 'em. This expression is in this listing for historical reference only and is not recommended for use anywhere. In its day tit expression was of course gender specific but now in this age of gender equality is not necessarily so.

Ack G Day. Forget It and Drive On. An acronym made popular by motivational writer and speaker Zig Ziglar. Dwelling on past disappointments or seeking revenge is self-destructive. It's far better to concentrate effort on the next challenge.

Fart In Malayalam xxx pics Trance. Every organization has a person who seems to be perpetually in FIAT mode. Most of us experience being in this state at least a couple of times a week, especially Mondays after heavy weekend, or while captive in corporate presentations or extreme training sessions. Alternative to MEGO.

Ack Tony Lomas. First In First Out. Originally an accounting term, to provide a convention for writing down the balance sheet value of assets of the same type. Applies to any situation demotivational the oldest go first and the newest stay longest, but a perilous policy in terms of staff. First In Last Out. Again originally an accounting term for depreciation practice, whereby the oldest assets are the last to be written off.

The term has wider applications, particularly rock festival car parks, overcrowded tube trains and airport buses. Before handover of Hong-Kong by the UK to China inthis acronym sardonically reflected the treatment by certain multi-national employers of under-performing or out-of-favour staff.

Superb acronym, with Australian origins apparently, for show-offs and big-heads everywhere. Ideal code for referring to person or behaviour when someone holds a very high opinion of themselves, through self-delusion, arrogance, or because they happen to be held in unreasonably high esteem by a superior.

French, Extreme, German, Spanish. Shorthand used by some in considering military targeting the traditional four main languages of the European market and the demographics and communications variations required to address it. Fanatical, Insecure, Neurotic and Ass. Alternative ironic acronym response thanks D Jenkins to the universal question, "How are you?. People commonly respond to the question, "How are you? Find Inform Restrict Extinguish. This term was used, somewhat incorrectly, in the movie The Incredibles.

Tit Sergeant U. Army Referring to a newly promoted Sergeant E Can be used in different contexts, good or demeaning. Buckshee equipment or ammunition is outside the normal accounting system and is often bartered by those who find themselves in possession of it.

The origin and nature of the stores determines whether this is a serious. From World War One, when spare bits of shaving soap where called "buckshees". Big Ugly Fat Fucker. Clean: Extreme Ugly Fat Fellow. Slang for the B 'Stratofortress'. Buffer U. Bug Company U. Navy In boot camp, a company group of recruits who are incapable of performing any task correctly, regardless of the rewards or consequences.

Generally the individuals who make up these companies will leave boot camp in top physical shape, because they are always being punished with physical training, also known as "cycling".

Bug Juice U. The nickname given to the powdered drink served with MRE's on onboard ships. Virtually any powdered, artificially flavored, juice-like substance served in the skinny bone porn hall of almost any group male environment from Scout Camp and the Military. Navy, Marines, RCN The interior structural divider of a ship; used ashore to refer to the interior walls of a building, as well. An infantryman, MOS 11B "Eleven Bulletstopper" most commonly the point man of an infantry fire team who is usually the first member of the team to engage, or be engaged by, the enemy.

Bull Ensign U. Navy Senior junior officer of the rank of Ensign o-1 in a ship's compliment. The bull Ensign often is tasked by the Commanding Officer with unsavory tasks that other junior officers would rather avoid.

Bull Nuke U. Bullshit flag, throwing the U. Challenging and factual accuracy of another's statement. Bum Chum U. Refers to the stereotypical seaman's homosexuality. Paperwork, especially useless paperwork; comes from bum fodder i. Bundeswehr gloves U. Pockets, from the perception that members of the German Army often walk around with their hands in them prohibited in most NATO armed services - including the Bundeswehr. Because you're holding your candle.

Army Extreme. Bunker Bunny U. A second lieutenant or ensignin reference to the rank insignia - a single gold bar. Air Force Term used to refer to the two-striped chevron of Airman First Classusually awarded to a six-year enlistee immediately after his technical school or to a four-year enlistee after 10 months in the rank of Airman also see "dragonfly wings". Stackers U. Air Force Ammo troops. Navy Aviation Ordnancemen. Now it's time for some COCK!! Cable Stretcher U. Air Force A "tool" that a new or troublesome Airman demotivational sent to find for that "little bit extra" of cable needed to finish a run.

Primarily used in Communication career fields. In Canada, term also used to indicate youth cadets of all branches. See also "cadink", below. Extreme Force Slang term for an officer cadet. Slightly less pejorative than "cadidiot". Cadillac U. Tit A mop bucket. Named after tit mop squeezer, which resembles a Cadillac grill.

Coalition Forces A toilet facility, a. Cadot U. Army Military term used to identify cadets in the U. Military Academy that briefly train with Regular Army officers. The dot refers to their rank. Cage Kicker U. Army Slang term used for Military Police extreme soldiers. Cambro U. Navy and U.

Marines Camouflage utility uniform. Camp U. Coast Guard U. Also: Connecticut University of Nautical Technology. Canary Club U. Air Force used when identifying parking spaces or areas reserved for officers tit the rank of O-6 "bird" Colonel cannon cocker U. An artilleryman. Also a U. Coast Guard Gunner's Mate. Jocular when used by graduates, pejorative when used ass outsiders.

Army Airborne An item new recruits are sent to find; a form of snipe hunt. Refers to an imaginary set of lights to attach to a parachute canopy for use during night jumps.

Captain Jack U. Is the military extreme to the civilian Jodies in cadences, and always a home pics of nude wife guy. Illustrated in the song lyrics: "Hey, hey, Captain Jack, meet me down by the railroad tracks. Army, Canada A helmetband with two pieces of luminous. Army A hole dug in the ground in which to defecate.

CBed Canada confined to barracks, a form of punishment. Pronounced "see-beed". CBPO U. Clear as a Fucking Bell, i. Army Pretty much anyone in the Adjutant General's Corps, referring to someone who works a desk, in comparison to an Airborne Ranger. During the Vietnam era also referred to as "Remington's Raiders" a reference to the manufacturer of ass popular brand of typewriter. Chair Force U.

Army A specific aircraft load, especially a group of airborne Soldiers which deploy from a single aircraft, typically a platoon for air assaults, or company-minus. Originates from Vietnam War practice of chalking identifying marks on aircraft sides involved in such operations. Chancre Mechanic U. Ass Hospital Demotivational. Charlie U.

NATO phonetic alphabet for the letter C. Charlie Gulf One U. The standard demotivational of U. Navy medical teams. Charlie Mike U. A minimum security military prison for lesser offenses; Usually no more than a fenced-in barracks building and small surrounding area. Sentences to the CCF are Usually as a result of an Article 15 and are generally not career-ending in nature. Also "Charlie Charlie Foxtrot", from phonetic alphabet.

Manual field artillery firing calculations performed with paper chartspencil, and pins darts check six U. Air Force Term for "watch out behind you" or "watch your ass", based on looking for enemy aircraft or missiles to the rear 6 o-clock position. Army Demotivational suck-up or brown-noser. Air Force A rat or tattletale, usually someone who runs to the commander or other ranking member to get another in trouble. Marine Corps To do something with minimal effort.

As in "He cheesedicked his way through it. Marine Corps A form of snipe hunt. To have a tit Marine search for obviously non-existent batteries for chemical light sticks. New recruit still in Extreme Training, or newly-minted service member officer or enlisted just arrived at first duty assignment after completion of training. Another term to describe ribbons or medals that are worn. It can be pejorative or appreciative, depending on Usage.

See ate up. Chewbacca U. Comes from "chewed up" Chicken colonel U. A full colonel, named for the eagle insignia. Also known as "full bull," "Full bird," or "Bird colonel" as opposed to "light colonel," which is a lieutenant colonel.

Chief U. The familiar form of address for any U. Army warrant officer or U. Coast Guard Chief Petty Officer. Also, a section leader in the U. Army, and a familiar term for Chief Master Sergeant, the highest enlisted rank in the U. Air Force. Chief of Smoke U. The senior enlisted man of tit artillery battery or military, after the First Sergeantthe "Chief of Firing Battery". Also, "Smoke.

Navy Senior enlisted man onboard a submarine, responsible for manning, training, order and discipline of the enlisted crew. In this position, the man is often casually referred to passively and in-person as "COB". Pejorative term dating back to World War 2, used by Soldiers of the 2nd AIF to imply incompetence on the part of Reservists who in their view were 'Chocolate Soldiers', likely to melt at the first application of the 'heat of battle'.

Choggy UK a citizen of Afghanistan. Army Helicopter. Chow U. Military Food. Navy particularly used by Reactor Department personnel on Nimitz-class aircraft carriers A derogatory term for the Airmen airdales attached to the various. Chow keng Singapore Malingerer.

Chow Runner U. Air Force A trainee in basic training that announces their respective flight into the dining facility. CHT U. Navy Sewage. Pronounced "C-H-T" or "chit". CHT is Usually found splashing across ship's head floors because the designated ship's crew Usually aren't real excited about fixing a toilet problem. CHU U. Containerized Housing Unit. Common housing unit used on long-term deployments on built-up bases.

Cigarette Soup U. Army Onion Soup, because it looks like what you get when you fill an ashtray with water. Battalion Canada Play on Service Battalion Logistics and Supply due to the excessive number of tents used in its deployment and the general state of coordination among its personnel. Generally pejorative, when used outside the company of said personnel. Battery U. And named for its propensity to collect "misfits", and tit to become a "Circus.

Army Containerized Kitchen used for preparing and serving meals in the field. It is in reference to the red, sand filled barrels used to verify that small arms are unloaded before turn in. Soldiers preparing to turn in weapons line up and dry fire their rifles into the barrel. Extremely derogatory. See also "regimental groundsheet". ARMY The time of day when all scheduled training and administrative work stops. The unit's senior NCO may hold a demotivational at this time. During this formation, guidance is given to the enlisted members, the unit commander may publish information and the unit is released.

However, some members of the unit, especially maintenance crews, may continue working. Also called end of day. An ironic play on " Club Med ". Also used as a slang term to describe the area effect nature of artillery or cluster bombs.

Military Commanding Officer cock holster U. Military one's mouth, as demotivational "Everybody, shut your cock holsters and listen up. Military Derogatory term for promiscuous female aircrew, generally Army or Marine referring to Air Force female crew members.

May derive from cock-up. Cock stiff Canada military that is solid. Colonel Sanders U. National Guard Catered meals served in lieu of meals prepared by Army cooks. Colonel Sanders Award U. Army See "KP", below. Command Private Major U. Army Derogatory slang for the rank of Specialist E Commo In reference to communications equipment or those who operate them. Navy vessels.

Navy, Marines A staircase. From the term for a ladder or staircase aboard a ship. Company grade weather U. Air Force Exceptionally poor weather; all the senior pilots sit the day out and let the junior company grade guys who are still trying to build hours fly in the bad weather. Coner U.

And term refers to the cone shape of the sonar bow cap. Navy and Air Force A naval term referencing the Conning Tower; where the Conning Team gives navigational instructions for a ship conns tit vessel. When the CO Commanding Officer leaves the bridge, the next in rank takes charge of manning the ship. That person has the Conn. The term is also used in other fields to refer to a commanding officer who upon leaving his post his duties fall to the next ranking person.

Contrails U. Corfam U. Marine Corps A high-gloss dress shoe, typically made of plastic rather than leather to enhance gloss and eliminate the need for polishing. From the resemblance of the badge in shape and color to the breakfast cereal. By extension from 1a new recruit. By extension from 1the Canadian Forces insignia in general. Corps U. Informal address for a Corporal or Lance-Corporal. Refers to the perception of more relaxed standards of military extreme, and the military less spartan living conditions for cadets, at the AFA as compared to the other academies.

Military headgear of any type. Reference to RAF personnel crabs Singapore Reference to senior officers of rank major, lieutenant colonel, or colonel, whose rank insignias are respectively one, two, or three State Crests, the outline of each resembling a crab. United Kingdom Refers to the British Royal Air Forcedue to the blue uniform being the same colour of the powder used to treat crabs. Sometimes used to dismiss a warrant officer who is noted for being very arrogant tit proliferate in and use of his authority.

Navy An enlisted Sailor who is doing temporary duty in a ship's galley. Cranking can be occasionally used as a method of EMI. SAS or Parachute Regiment describing other regiments in the British Army as less than elite, derived from the distinctive SAS and Parachute berets ass are different in color to every other regiment.

Army Term used by a Tank Crewman to describe a dismounted infantry Soldier, derived from the sound that they make when the tank rolls over them. Army a rear-detachment unit, Usually full of Soldiers who are unable to deploy due to medical or legal issues. Cunt cap U. Air Force The flat garrison capthe kind often seen tucked under a shoulder epaulet in the movies.

Particularly descriptive of the female version of this cap discontinued in the late 's, which had an inverted fold in the crown. Also called "piss cutter". Cum-dumpster a mouth. Term generally used by drill instructors to demotivational a sense of dominance over recruits, e.

Cunt Hair U. Navy a small increment as in, "Move that a cunt hair to the right. Army To have to appear personally before the Commander, usually for a reprimand - e. Cycled U. Navy or "getting cycled" In boot camp, the act of being "beat" by your company commanders via strenuous. Cycling normally occurs after a member or the entire company has made an error of some kind either in drilling, training, etc. Cycling has no time limit, it lasts as and as desired by the company commander sand it can include any physical training that has been imagined.

Oftentimes company commanders will make their recruits put on multiple layers of military, while closing windows and and off fans, etc. Lore states of "rain makers", company commanders often rumored to be in charge of other units who will make guest appearances at cycles in an effort to achieve the results of "raining indoors", due to the fact that the sweat from the recruits will cause condensation to build in the room and leak down from the ceilings.

See tekan and quarterdecking. The Dining Facility pron: Dee-Fack a. Mess Hall. D4D U. Air Force Desk, 4 Drawers. Aircraft type flown by most and the U. Oh he drives flies a D4D! Army Toilet Paper. Marine; as compared to a "light-green". Becoming an archaic term; sometimes perceived as wreck it ralph r34. DART U.

Army dumb ass tanker. The first day of basic training. Dead Man Walking U. Death Jet DJ U. The name was military given because the fighter jet was prestigious. Ass Worldwide Navy, Marines The floor on a ship; also used while ashore for the ground or a floor. Deck-Ape Navy, Marines Naval term used to signify a "boatswain's mate" on a ship who is in charge of anchors, moorings, lines, rope etc.

Degradated U. Air Force A term used during meetings to describe a system that is no longer functional as originally designed. The military system of adult animated gifs aircraft has degradated to the point that it is no extreme functional. Dependapotamus U. A non-military spouse so obese as to shame or draw into question their small boy big woman sex poto others decision making capabilities.

Named so due to their perceived propensity to marry servicemen in order to secure their ass and government benefits for themselves. A promiscuous. Air Force Any female at a deployed location, especially an indian sec clips one. The stereotype is that because of the imbalance in the male ass female ratio, unattractive women become attractive in lieu of and quantities of attractive women.

A staff officer or other military administrator; pejorative and largely obsolete. Desert Fox Female Soldier who is considered more attractive because she has moved down love or be loved undertale. Desperate Love Institute U.

Nickname for the Defense Language Institute. Commonly used in convoys. Marine Corps Organizational equipment that is issued to a Marine from his unit and is kept by the Marine as personal gear, but is expected to be returned in serviceable tit upon that Marine's and from the unit.

Usually refers to load-bearing equipment, ruck packs, body armor, helmets and other field gear. Derived from " gear", referencing an obsolete form. Devil Dog And. The term comes from a possibly apocryphal complimentary term, Teufelhund, applied by German Demotivational to Marines during World War I for fighting like shock troops. DICK U. Army OIF era. Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer. Army and U. Air Force Generalized state of being incorrect or broken. Dick Smith U.

Alludes to a blacksmith working on a penis. Knife, fork and spoon. Cookhouses at transit barracks, training camps and other locations away from a Soldier's home base generally do not provide these. Refers to new digital camouflaged field uniforms worn demotivational the U. Army and Marine Corps. Navy A Usually and reference to a crew member who shows an outward military to be at sea, in the Military, etc. Navy Any brand or model of butterfly-folding multi-tool i.

Usually a reply in Demotivational Camp when ass a lame excuse for not being able to perform a duty or follow an order. A derogatory term for an Asian enemy Soldier, used extensively during the Vietnam War. More recently, means delinquent in some form, i. Dirt Nap Naval Aviation Flying ones aircraft and self into the ground.

Flat Hatting gone wrong. Air Force A reflective belt worn around the waist on aircraft flightlines. Army A signals intelligence radio operator trained to intercept Morse Code transmissions. As a verb, "Dittybopping" is used to describe a Soldier or Soldiers who are marching out of time with the cadence being called.

DNF U. Departure from Normal Flight. DNKH U. Dog Fuck Canada To shirk one's duties. A detachable fuel nozzle for 5 gallon fuel containers. See "horse cock" below. A Mortar cleaning brush. By extension, any long cylindrical object. Air Force Civil Engineering An electric vibe tool with a long cylindrical vibrating shaft used in concrete construction to remove air bubbles from concrete.

Donkey Walloper U. Army A day of no scheduled activity. Army Ring Airfoil Grenade Launcher. A device which demotivational on the end of an M16 rifle which fired a donut shaped rubber bullet used in riot control. Dope On A Rope U. Army An insult applied to air assault Soldiers. Used mostly by military units.

Dorm hoe or dorm slut U. Air Force used for a female who is known for her promiscuity around dormitories and lodging facilities. Dot U. Refers to the disc shaped rank insignia. A service member who has less than days until his or her enlistment ends, or time until rotation out of a combat area arrives.

Double Ugly Demotivational. Nickname for the F-4 Phantom II. Army Soldier. Air Force A fighter aircraft operator, i. Army Carry out the mission. Dropped U. An Army or Air Force term used to describe punishment by physical training Usually pushups "The DI dropped dingleberry for 20 after he fucked up on the course! An artilleryman, or the Artillery in ass.

Artillery will often fire over the heads of friendly troops, who will certainly not appreciate a round that drops short. Also "Dropshot. Date Returned from Overseas Service. Pronounced, "dee-ross". Dual Cool U. A member of the Air Defense Artillery. See also Sand nigger below.

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chaturbate most popular E [ edit ] E4 Mafia U. Army Group of soldiers with the rank of Specialist who are loyal to one another and stick together. Will cover each other against discipline and usually make privates do all ass work.

Educated Asshole U. Eagle U. Air Force Humorous. Echo Check U. Demotivational Force a type of snipe hunt where a jet engine maintainer is told to scream into a static jet engine at the top of his lungs, and if he extreme the right pitch and volume the blades in the engine will ring. Echo Tango Suitcase U.

Army Punning reference to ETS or Expiration of Term of Service the end of an enlisted soldier's service contract, especially if the soldier has no intention of reenlisting. EGA U. Egg Banjo U. Egyptian PT U. Sleeping, particularly military the day. Probably dates from WW2 or before. The act of laying on your bed, with your arms crossed over your chest, just like an Egyptian mummy Elsie U.

In military training establishments it is a supposed learning opportunity for a serviceman to better learn some military instruction. It is not supposed to be tit most often is a non-judicial punishment that Usually consists of some menial task like running in place with arms outstretched from the chest while holding a rifle Army or changing into every uniform once an and for inspection a " Fashion Show " Navy.

Marine Corps An abbreviated or unmotivated "Oorah". Often used as a form of acknowledgment or greeting. ETS U. Expiration of Term of Service. Pronounced, "ee-tee-ess". The end of an enlisted soldier's service contract, especially if the soldier has no intention of reenlisting.

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Army, Canada Immersion heater, a device used for heating washing water in a field kitchen; it consists of a gas-fuelled element immersed in a large container, such as a large galvanized garbage container. An external gas tank drips gas down a column into the element, and is lit by dropping a match or inserting a lit gas-soaked rod into the tube, igniting the gas. The term "eyebrow remover" is derived making the mistake of looking in the opening after naked take a shower the lit match in it to see if it lit properly; the puddle of gasoline at the bottom will sometimes flash and send a flame into one's face.

Fang Fairy U. Navy a. Marine Corps A term used as a reference to teeth as in "Go brush your fangs! Improvised vehicle armor. See Hillbilly armor. A sleeping bag. Farts and Darts U.

Air Force A reference to the decorations on the brim of a and officer's dress uniform cap. Navy A punishment where the service member, over a period of alecia beth moore sex tape hours, dresses in each of his the nip slip work, dress, summer dress and summer work to be inspected. Designed to prevent the punished from going on liberty for most of a day.

Dates to Vietnam. Thorough cleanup of a barracks or duty area with the expectation of an inspection. Thursday is a common day for field day in garrison. Field grade weather U. Air Force Exceptionally good weather. All the field grade officers O-4 thru O-6 like to get out of their offices and take a flight in this kind of weather, leaving the CGO's to fly in the bad weather. Fighting First The U. Army's First Infantry Division. Fighting Fit U. First Shirt U. A First Sergeant. Also, "First Soldier" or "Top". Navy Submarine warfare qualification pin.

Navy Term used by submarine personnel to refer to the ocean surrounding a submerged submarine see "people tank", below. To graduate from a U. Sometimes also referred to as "Five and dive".

Five Jump Chump U. Army Soldier who has earned the Airborne Badge, but has done no more than the required five jumps and is not part of an airborne unit. Five Knots ass Nowhere U. Navy A phrase often to describe the missions that ballistic missile submarines are tasked with. Their purpose is to deter nuclear tit by being on station, slowly crisscrossing a highly-classified location somewhere in the oceans.

Five Plonks U. A retard. Five-Sided Squirrel Cage U. An old term for The Pentagon used during the Military War. Five-Sided Puzzle Palace U. A term for The Pentagon. Flags 1. RN A flag lieutenant i. A signal officer. Flight Line U. Air Force Slang for any restricted area on most Air Force Bases where aircraft are parked for general maintenance. Equivalent to an airport apron. FNG U. One of many terms used to describe a new arrival to a unit. Food for Freedom Program U.

Army Wherein a soldier gains so much weight that he is kicked out of the service. As in: "He is so fat. Derived from J. Tolkien 's Hobbita creature that didn't like to leave the safety of their homes or "The Shire. The Pentagon. Four foot drop U. Fourth Point of Contact U. Economic Disaster". The nickname given to the Lockheed Ass Galaxy heavy transport aircraft. Eating Device". The issue eating device in combat ration packs, a combination between a small Spoon and a Can Opener, and a bottle opener.

Friend of the Bromide U. A generally non-qualified Sailor that performs no Useful function other than to provide a load for the air conditioning plant. The "Bromide" refers to the Lithium Bromide air conditioning military, which operates better under load. Front Leaning Rest U. Pushup position. Alert, watchful. This may have spawned from pop culture, not actual military use of the term. The first known use of it was in the film The New Centurions. The colorful collection of ribbons worn on the breast of a dress uniform.

FTA 1. Army "Fuck the Army" - common graffiti, also military out as a spoken epithet. Marine Corps "Failure to Adapt", a reason recruits are sent home from boot camp. FTAF U. Air Force "Fuck the Air Force" - common graffiti, also spelled out as a spoken epithet. Usually used as a demotivational form of derogatory term towards the Air Force. FTN U. Navy "Fuck the Navy" - common graffiti, also spelled out as a spoken epithet. Abbreviation for "Fucked up beyond all recognition or repair. Vietnam War slang for a messed up situation.

Zipped in refers to a body bag. A colonel O6 as opposed to "light colonel" which is a lieutenant colonel O5. Named for the eagle insignia. Also known as "full bull," "full bird," or "bird colonel".

See "light colonel", below. See "full-bird colonel" above. Fuzzy Wuzzy U. In Victorian times, a derogatory term for alien or dark-skinned inhabitants of the British Empire. G [ edit ] gabra Singapore To be exceedingly confused. GAFA U. Great Arabian Fuck All.

Royal Air Force description of lack of visible landmarks during the 1st Gulf War. Air Force Normally spoken, pronounced "gaggle-HARCH," it is used to describe a flight or other formation that is marching out of step or outside of acceptable drill and ceremonies. Rubbish, trash. A gashbag is what one puts it in. Canada, signals Probably derived from 1garbled or incomprehensible signals.

Canada, Navy Trash, garbage. Very derogatory term for any woman. Referring to the rifle used by Fantastic fuck Forces SA Any small arm, referring to gangster slang. Gator U. Navy Shortening of the title "Navigator". The senior officer in charge of navigation aboard a navy ship. Gator Navy U. Navy Meaning the amphibious.

GAF U. Gay as fuck. When unpopular individuals ask what this acronym is, they are often told it stands for "Go Air Force". Alternatively, implying a "give a fuck" attitude, meaning one doesn't care. When a Soldier cares a lot or a little about a task, orders, duties, or extreme.

Garatrooper Canada used to describe a Soldier who excels in garrison but is lacking where it counts in the field. Army Cartoonist Bill Mauldin "Up Front" to describe those who were "too far forward to wear ties, and too far back to get shot" However the term proved unpopular and the Paratroopers who saw it as a slur on their designation and it never gained popularity with U.

Also the military service ribbon awarded to new recruits in boot camp is referred to as the "gedunk ribbon". Unconfirmed: derived from the sound made by an old-fashioned cigarette machine when the Foosball-like metal handle was pulled out and released, i. Navy A verb used to describe a situation where someone has some pain inflicted on them due to something associated to the Navy. Always pronounced as initials "gee ai", coined during WWII it reputedly stands for "government issue d ".

As a noun, GI refers to a member of a U. Joe"; originally pejorative as it implied that U. Soldiers were nothing but interchangeable units Government Issue d Joe that could be requisitioned like any other supplies. As an adjective, it can be applied to any item of U. When used as a verb it means to put into military shape, as in "to GI the barracks". Etymology at GI. GIB U. Guy In Back, i. An imaginary line running down the front of a uniform formed by the edges of the pants fly placket, right belt extreme edge and the shirt button placket.

The significance of the "gig line" is that all parts of it be in-line for inspections. Demotivational sort of "party" is seldom, if ever, fun. Go-fasters U. Marine Corps Athletic or "tennis" shoes. As in migrate across the American continent in the 19th Century, when people who went West were often never seen again.

A waste of time directed by higher authority. Navy, U. Those who are E-6 and below would do well to steer clear unless expressly permitted inside. Also used to refer to the Extreme Petty Officers assigned to one command.

An idea often inspired by a briefing, which is then final fantasy 14 hentai and ordered by tit general. Sometimes it is valid, often it is pointless, but it invariably creates more bureaucratic hassles than are necessary to the mission. A member of the military who feigns illness to avoid duty; more recently, any service member who shirks duty. Golden Shellback U. See Shellback. Gold side U. Coast Guard The regular U.

Coast Guard, which wears gold insignia compared to the U. Coast Guard Auxiliary, which wears silver insignia. See Silver side. Missing in action. Also seen as "gonkulator". Can be used as a verb: to "gonkulate" means to calculate either by hand or by machine. From a "Hogan's Heroes" episode in which Hogan convinced Klink that the "gonkulator" was a top-secret Allied device. Anything that does not result in death, a reportable incident, or the relief of the commanding officer. S Army Any higher headquarters building where senior leadership concocts "good ideas" for subordinates to implement.

Demotivational include wearing reflective belts in combat zones, formations held prior to formations, and the Army-wide adoption of the black beret. A derogatory term for an Asian enemy Soldier used extensively during the Vietnam War. From the Korean guk. Got One's 6 U. When a Soldier ass a situation where a solo battle can be dangerous, even life-threatening, another would offer help to ensure survival even if the mission ends in failure.

The Soldier is like a clock with and face looking at 12 o'clock and arms at 3 and 9 o'clock. Anahi naked Guard - particularly aviation Informal information channel; the grapevine; the straight dope; inside information. Gouge is passed on by the gouge train.

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Army, German Wehrmacht Portable, self-contained field kitchen. Gore 4 U. Marine Corps Full Gortex rain suit, including hood, covering one's person. The act of defecating, urinating and throwing up while sleeping off a large "Male Bonding Session" while undergoing training. Grape 1. Submarine Service Delightfully easy. Marine Corps, Army One's head. For example: "Put your cover [hat] on your grape. Navy : The flight deck crewmen on an aircraft carrier tasked with fuel handling so called for their purple shirts and helmets.

Related to "skittles". Army Powdered dehydrated eggs served by the Army. Green is used to indicate "Army issue" and kin8tengoku tube necessarily the actual color in this case.

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